Modelling on the catwalk....or not

I was asked a little while ago if I would be a model. I then discovered that I would not be walking down a catwalk but lying on a bed with nothing but my knickers on in front of students. There went my one chance of being a famous supermodel! Perhaps I should explain....I was asked by a tutor of complementary medicine if I could be a guinea-pig for her students during a course. The course is in 'Ayurveda massage', something I have never experienced before. The theory, whilst interesting, is very complicated, making it quite difficult to remember. The tutor started off by performing the massage on me and then the student attempted to have a go. The treatment involved using quite a lot of oil and by the time I had had several applications of oil, my hair looked as though I hadn't washed it for months (actually I haven't got around to washing it yet if I'm honest and it was a good thing it was dark when I left!....I just hope the door bell doesn't ring now!)! At one point during the therapy, oil was poured (on purpose) into my tummy button. Let me tell you, it was a very strange sensation! I can't say that the process is the slightest bit relaxing rather more stimulating, but it felt more of a treatment than what I would consider to be your average therapy. How do I feel now? Wide awake and oily! I'll let you know my thoughts after day two tomorrow!